Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Gay, blind, whatever

I'm posting this in honor of Jodi, who always blogs about funny New Mexico things like local celebrities (she met Ron Bell! Read all about it http://jodigwen.blogspot.com/2006/05/singing-in-rain-today-due-to-series-of.html), and also because her super nice husband Neil used to be a TV news reporter in New Mexico. And also cuz she's like one of the only people who comments on my blog regularly. Other than you, Kat. And Kelly. And Anna and Carrie and the guy who wants to refinance my car loan. And 4 other people.

Anyway, this is a little slip-up by another news reporter back home. Oh, New Mexico...

http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/but-hes-gay.wmv

Sunday, May 14, 2006

I think I win...

...the ALT prize for teaching at the smallest school in all of Japan.

So, the other day I started at Nakajo Elementary, just down the street. In the afternoon, the kyoto sensei (vice-principal) says "oh, you'll go teach at our branch school now in the mountains!" Thinking it's one of the tiny mountain schools I go to occasionally with a mere 10 students, I asked "Uh ok, how many students are there at this school?"

"ONE" she said.

One? That's right, the entire school is one student, Kaho-chan, and one teacher, Yamazaki sensei.

Thinking it was a joke, we drove up into the the hills, the craziest 40-minute drive to a school EVER up a one-lane, earthquake damaged road. We ended up in the bustling metropolis of trees and terraced rice fields surrounding Karekimata elementary, an old, full-sized wooden elementary school built long ago. The dozen or so inhabited houses in the village have old-style thatch roofs and broken mud walls, both damaged by quakes and the 15 feet of snow that smothered the mountains this winter. There was still a foot of snow on the sports field outside the school.

Kaho is a 6th grader and will graduate to Nakajo Junior High next year. She is this school's last student ever. The school will close after she leaves.

Geez, talk about population decline, a recent problem in rural Japan...this school educated 30 or more kids in the old days. Last year the school had four students - three 6th graders, including Kaho's sister, and Kaho as a 5th grader - and attendance at the school has dwindled just as the population of the town has.

The only people there in the village now are Kaho and a few families of elderly folk, about the same ratio as down in Tokamachi, where young people flee the heavy snow and conservative ways of inaka rural Japan for the flashy lights and jobs of the city.

When I arrived at school, Kaho and her teacher were playing a game of cards and staring at each other. I can't imagine how sick they must get of each other, and how much she longs for another kid to talk to. Thank god she has a dog. But she was cheerful, and shy at first. After teaching her some basic English, she warmed up, and we easily became friends.

After waiving goodbye and telling Kaho that I'll be back to teach her in a month, we started the trek back. Just down the road from the school, we stopped to say hello to a police officer on a motorbike, who came up to the village from Tokamachi to patrol god-knows-what. I think he was actually delivering mail too.

I will go up there many more times to teach Kaho, except in the winter when the road is often impassable and they are isolated from life below.

Next time I teach, I should smuggle her a print-club machine, or a candy bar, or a friend to play with...



Kaho and Yamazaki Sensei

The two-story Karekimata elementary school, complete with classrooms, full-size gym with gymnastics gear and wooden basketball hoops, and one student. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Ely's gone back home yesterday and the weather's turned warm all of a
sudden. Trying to get back into the reality of life again after 10 days off
travelling around with my buddy. We went up to see Take, and among other
things, we:

-saw a samurai battle in Yonezawa
-onsened in egg smelling water
-drank a beer on the beach in Matsushima
-had a few nights out in Tokyo and slept in tubes
-saw the big crater hole inside of a volcano named "Okama" (if you know
Japanese, that's funny)
-saw the monkeys and Zenkoji temple in Nagano

I don't have a lot of energy back at school and a lot is on my mind with
being kinda homesick but wanting to be here at the same time. Classes are
OK, and today we did a lesson on "I like ___" and "I don't like ___". I
decided to show them a bunch of different samples of different styles of
popular Western/American music (here it's pretty much all J-pop) to see what
they liked and didn't like, and threw this together.

Rock
"Hard to Handle", The Black Crowes

Hard Rock/Grunge
"Smells Like Teen Spirit", Nirvana

Metal
"Fuel", Metallica

Punk
"Tough Guy", The Beastie Boys

Country
"Folsom Prison Blues", Johnny Cash

R & B, Soul
"I Got a Woman", Ray Charles

Blues
"There is Something On Your Mind", Buddy Guy

Jazz (Vocal)
"Autumn in New York", Billie Holiday

Jazz (Instrumental)
"Giant Steps", John Coltrane

Hip Hop/Rap
"Oh My God", A Tribe Called Quest

Electronic/Beats
"Kalifornia", Fatboy Slim

Funk
"Atomic Dog", George Clinton

Reggae
"Buffalo Soldier", Bob Marley

Ska
"Lyin' Ass Bitch", Fishbone

I thought they were pretty good examples ... anyway, surprisingly but also
not surprisingly I guess, it was the Coltrane tune that seemed to get the
highest ratings :)

Other than that, things are slow...but at least my students are keeping me
entertained, particularly the spikey-haired chunky kid who puked all over
his friends in the lunchroom yesterday - he was totally entranced by my
blonde arm hair today.