Today's lunch conversation

As usual, my lunch conversation with the 14 year old Nakajo boys giggled me up. Some of what was discussed:

-Britney Spears used to be hot, but now she's pregnant.
-I don't like women's underwear. They asked me!
-I don't have two wives, or even one.
-I've held hands with a girl before.
-World leaders: George Bush is not smart, Koizumi has cool grey hair, and Vladamir Putin has a funny name.
-I can speak English.